Monolithic Pop Culture References #65

Ever searching for news about Rapa Nui, this blog's administrator comes across many references to Rapa Nui and its famous moai. Often, these references are quite comical and have nothing to do with the island or the culture of Rapa Nui. Other times, they appear to be speculative, based more on misconceptions than reality, or downright bizarre. Here are some of the more recent references:

Classic physique photography
Bay Area Reporter, CA - Aug 30, 2007
His dark eyes are as enigmatic as those of the carved stone idols on Easter Island. He's a flesh-and-blood monolith staring off into the distance.

Host with the most
Vancouver North Shore Outlook, Canada - Aug 30, 2007
From New Zealand to Sudan to Easter Island, it seems music lovers across the globe have become enamoured with Canadian independent music.

Time for heroes
The Japan Times, Japan - Aug 30, 2007
By MARK SCHILLING The ways of Japanese TV drama producers must be as mysterious to their Hollywood counterparts as the statues of Easter Island. Takako Matsu, Nene Otsuka, Norito Yashima AND Hiroshi Abe in "Hero." (c)2007 FUJI TELEVISION. TOHO.

Cert PG, 104mins HH
Mirror.co.uk, UK - Aug 30, 2007
Radiating the charisma of an insurance salesman, and with a face as unreadable and expressionless as an Easter Island statue, this is the stuff of Razzies.

Battle for Bonner
Courier Mail, Australia - Aug 31, 2007
Crumbed bream to the left, Easter Island heads and women's fibreglass breasts to the right. It's a world away from my permanent digs in the city's inner west.

Venezuela's Chavez arrives to Colombia to broker hostage for rebel ...
International Herald Tribune, France - Aug 31, 2007
An "agreement to create a demilitarized zone involving a tiny slice of land the same size as Easter Island and representing just 0.015 percent of Colombia's territory as a location for a secure prisoner swap, is now standing between the FARC hostages ...

Ancient Watering Hole Gives Up Treasure Trove of Mammoth Fossils
Voice of America - Aug 31, 2007
Last year, she visited an archeological site on Easter Island, but she says looking for 26000 year-old mammoth bones is different.

Venezuela's Chavez Meets With Colombian
Guardian Unlimited, UK - Aug 31, 2007
An ``agreement to create a demilitarized zone involving a tiny slice of land the same size as Easter Island and representing just 0.015 percent of Colombia's territory as a location for a secure prisoner swap, is now standing between the FARC hostages ...

General Sir Mike Jackson speaks out
Telegraph.co.uk, United Kingdom - Aug 31, 2007
... of the recently retired Army man but he might just as well be in disguise because all I can see is the maroon Parachute Regiment beret, the pressed fatigues and the gaunt features of an Easter Island monolith that dominated his military campaigns.

Death and the documentarian
Globe and Mail, Canada - Sep 5, 2007
Shortly after the film was finished and Raymont was taking a vacation on Easter Island, he heard that General Augusto Pinochet had died.

Lost City of ‘Mu’ found
Zee News, India - Sep 9, 2007
Mr Kamura believes the city had a castle, a shrine, a triumphal arch, Moai-like statues found on Easter Island and even a coliseum once upon a time, when the city was above water.

[College Basketball] Topic: Tennessee 11 Temple 6
Covers, Canada - Sep 11, 2007
Two of Temple's best ball-handlers, Rick Trudeaux and John Kneib, stood like Easter Island statues in Chuck Taylors, passing the ball back and forth for minutes at a time.

‘He was a real character. He was fiercely loyal and a wonderful ...
York Press, UK - Sep 12, 2007
They did a round-the-world tour for their honeymoon including USA, Easter Island, New Zealand and Australia. At the time of his death, Danny, was working for BT near Ipswich, and still kept up his weightlifting and his passion for motorbikes.

I'm So Tired of Athletic Fatties
SportsFan Magazine, MD - Sep 12, 2007
And he won't be getting a lot of infield hits unless the opposing infielders have the defensive skills of the Easter Island statues. Dmitri Young could be the Comeback Player of the Year in the NL; he might also acquire The Gilbert Brown Award.

Queens of darkness, and a princess of light
Ottawa Citizen, Canada - Sep 13, 2007
It sits there, as mysterious and implacable as an Easter Island statue. Through one of the open windows on the bus comes the scent of KFC and exhaust.

It's not over till the little guy sings
Sydney Morning Herald, Australia - 22 hours ago
A chorus of senior Liberals mills around a large stone Easter Island face, which looks just like Malcolm Fraser. They all wear dark suits and sing the rousing drinking song Oh who will be Treasur-ah-ha-ha?